“if you’re looking for directions,”
“go straight ahead until you reach ‘nope,’ then turn left at ‘get a
map,’ and then left once more at ‘and now you’re lost’ and you
should reach whatever your destination is.” he’d probably give her
directions if she asked nicely. probably.

❝Wow, you’ve got a way flattering it up with the ladies, don’t you?❞
Okay, she may be indecent, but this is beyond what she’s ever handled from somebody taking her attitude.
❝I’ll be sure to find ’go fuck yourself’ street and be on my merry way.❞